
"Palakkadil ninu Bangloreleku pokuna super deluxe bus standite valathu bagathu nirthiyirikunu ticket book cheythavar dayavayi busil kayarendathanu” (The bus going from Palakkad to Bangalore is parked in the left side of the bus stand, those who have booked the tickets are requested to board the bus)
All started running towards the moving bus; these stimulus-response reactions will never change even though you have your seats reserved. The bus stand was crowded as usual; Sunday night all the inter-state travelers and students moving out kept a dull face - all hate Mondays. I was expecting some good looking girls in the bus. But KeralaSRTC buses are a dry place, I bet you it’s hard to find eye candy in this crap bus. Airavat and Kallada buses are really blessed in this respect.
As usual some gentlemen and women were late. I saw a somewhat ok girl coming near the bus; even cactus looks beautiful in a desert. She was accompanied by her dad and mom all speaking in a tamil-english-malayalam mixed accent. Her seat was just behind the driver’s seat and I was sitting behind her. He rapidly scanned the seats and the seat numbers, and then started shouting at the checker, (he saw some guy sitting next to her seat number)
Why don’t you have separate seats for ladies; seats should be reserved for ladies in online reservations, how I will send a girl alone in a bus with some guy sitting next to her. Its not safe and blah blah blah…………………….
I respect the care, social awareness, love, protective mentality of a dad. Seeing all of us molesters and the frequent usage of “I don’t mean you all” made all the passengers uneasy. Finally, another girl with a cute and innocent face stepped in. She was more than ok, a new oasis in the desert. The gentlemen sitting next to lady got up and gave the seat to the lady. WOW to the beautiful reflection in the glass opposite to me!!!!
The bus started moving and the girl’s dad and mom started following the bus till Chandranagar (I hope he stays there, thought I at the time), waving hands risking life and traffic rules. What a love, awesome ………. The moment the car moved to the pocket road the guy who was sitting in the seat next to cactus girl came with some other guy,
Mr: We both (cactus) booked the tickets together; can I take her to the last seat, this guy (pointing to the new gay) will sit next to you.
Oasis: hmm…….
New Guy: I am not imposing, it isn’t any of my business.
Cactus: (very humbly) Please………………
Every one's face “What the f**k” reaction. I was more than sad as I had only one reflection on the mirror.
The New Guy had a big bandage (seemed like some fracture case) on his hand, still the new girl was so scared to press the semi-sleeper button, and she stayed sitting upright all the way till
If only the dad had seen all this...
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